Catastrophic — Hand-Poured Stacked Cat Sculptural Candle

$14.00

Three cats. One candle. Zero supervision.

Catastrophic is a precarious tower of three wide-eyed little weirdos who look like they’ve seen some shit—and possibly caused it.

Each candle is hand-poured and individually finished, with your choice of:

Haunted Eyes — dark matte kitties with individually hand-finished eyes.

Heavy Metal — metallic mica brushed over the sculpted fur and details, with hand-finished eyes for maximum tiny-cat drama.


***Unscented***
Approx. 3.1 oz • 3.5” × 1.5” × 2.5”

Because each candle is individually hand-poured and hand-finished, color placement, shading, shimmer, and eye details will vary. No two stacks of tiny wax assholes will be exactly alike.

Mica note: Metallic and eye details are applied by hand with mica. A small amount of shimmer or pigment may rub off during handling. This is completely normal and not a defect.

A little candle housekeeping: Sculptural candles can drip, pool, and generally behave like tiny wax heathens when burned. Always place on a heat-resistant dish large enough to catch melted wax, trim the wick before lighting, and never leave a burning candle unattended.


Wicked Little Flames™
Smells like drama. Burns like hell.